how to break up w/ a girl

cyberthug13:

tell her you are moving to africa, then move to africa. live there for the rest of your life

samischino:

frapputwinko:

I hate when people cry in front of me like should I pat their head, should I grab their ass I don’t fucking know

(Source: sfux)

porcelainandothergay:

Can we talk about how Chris went from this

to this

darrenchristopher:

*gets out of bed* crisscolfer *lays down on the floor* crisscolfer *presses my face into the carpet* crisscolfer *groans, my voice muffled* crisscolfer