liluminati:

toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

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without it its just

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nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

wvatermelon:

When i die I want to become a bird so I can poop on everybody I hate

shinykaito:

Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut. 

Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.

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sayahomu:

skullgirls-cerebella:

sayahomu:

sayahomu:

if this gets 500 notes ill download every single kidz bop album and marathon the whole thing, or at least not listen to any other music until i get through the entire thing (kidz bop is my childhood so ive already heard at least 7 of the albums but i am entirely serious)

MAX OH MY GOD

I HAVE SO MUCH POWER VIVID

GOOD LUCK GETTING 500 NOTES NERD

baseball-boyfriends:

Friendship at it’s finest

baseball-boyfriends:

Friendship at it’s finest

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foreveralone-lyguy:

landorus:

fuck bees

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legallyblained:

they should get barbra streisand to be in glee but not play herself she should play like a bad streisand impersonator they hire for rachel’s birthday and rachel spends the whole time going ‘omg she doesn’t even look like her’

douhgnut:

why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed

ollielephant:

Mudskippers screaming in each other’s faces

addicted-to-phan-girling:


Peeta practices his pole dancing moves

I’m literally dying in the car and my mom is silently judging me
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addicted-to-phan-girling:

Peeta practices his pole dancing moves

I’m literally dying in the car and my mom is silently judging me

(Source: jensensations)

intensional:

friday .. my second favorite f word .. first is food